The moral of this site is to STOP TAKING YOUR NORMAL PARENTS FOR GRANTED
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my dad is the goofiest person i have ever known. he has something against being comfortable. he sleeps on the floor, even though he has a comfortable bed upstairs. not only does he sleep on the floor, but he uses a teddy bear from the 1960s thats fully saturated with dust as a pillow. He has a rusty, peice of shit 1980 volkswagon jetta that has one operating door, and a lake inside of it every time it rains. it sounds like a shuttle launching every time it starts. i can hear the thing coming up the street two blocks away. it can do like, 20 mph down the highway. despite this, normal people would rather ride that, then ride a bicycle to work everyday. on the weekends, my friend nick usually sleeps over. at about 2 in the morning, wen were inside, my dad usually goes to the bathroom. wen he goes to the bathroom, he pisses up a river while he farts and moans. its the funniest thing u will ever hear. i make fun of my dad just about everyday, and it never gets old, and it never will get old.
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